The Weather Channel LIES!

I keep the Weather Channel on in the background when everyone is asleep at night. They’ve got some cool shows on there like “Storm Stories” and other things like that. I was told that the local weather for today would be partly cloudy and around 65?Ǭ?F (18?Ǭ?C). I don’t find that to be that warm, it’s kind of the weather I prefer…so I went to bed pretty content.

That content feeling changed the moment I woke up this morning. I was sweating bullets, something all girls absolutely HATE to do. I wondered why it was so hot in the house…the heat wasn’t on so that couldn’t have possibly played a roll. The windows were open all around the house so of course it should have kept things cool. I guess I was wrong.

I walk outside to have my usual morning cigarette and I’m hit with about 80?Ǭ? worth of PURE HEAT. How the HELL did this happen? Fans, cold drinks and taking it easy aren’t working very well for me. I don’t do well in heat, not many fat people do, I’m tempted to head to the beach and dive in.