Who would you chuck?

I don’t know where I find my links but I came across an interesting question of the day that I wanted to share (and hopefully get a response) with you.

You’re on a plane and strapped in tight with your parachute and you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve been given 3 extra parachutes, but there are 4 other people who need them while the plane is crashing down. Who will you not give one to:
Tom Cruise, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, or Kevin Federline?
Why?

Considering I can’t stand any one of these people, I think the only one I’d actually like to throw out of a plane would be Tom Cruise. He’s gone off the deep end anyway and the fact that he’s involved himself in a religion that states whomever makes more money in the marriage gets the child in the divorce. I’m sorry but if Katie carried the kid for nine months, latched it to her tit for another 18 months or so and then raised the kid right (lord knows he can’t) she should be entitled to full parental authority over the damn kid.

So, anyway – back to the original question at hand. Which one of them would you throw out of a plane without a parachute?

Baby already gave me his answer though, he said he’d chuck them all out but leave Jessica considering she’s the hottest. Go figure, he chooses the only one with boobs.

One Response to “Who would you chuck?”

  1. stacee says:

    I read most of your posts via feed. The short summary showed most of the question, but cut off before the names. I thought it was going to be a question about choosing between your significant other, your mother, your child, and someone else that’s supposed to be close and hard to choose between.

    I was relieved to see how easy it was when I clicked over.
    First off, how did I get in a plane with celebrities, and what are these 4 doing together? Secondly, how did I manage to end up with the parachutes and in the position to choose who gets a ‘chute and who doesn’t? I must be either very smart or very quick 🙂

    My initial thought was to chuck them all, as I can’t stand any of these either. That or toss it up and they can fight over it.

    But if I really did care, I’d give the 3 ‘chutes that are left to Tom Cruise, Jessica Simpson, and K-Fed. I figure Paris Hilton will clutch onto one of the men and well, she’s tiny enough that a parachute can probably support the both of them.

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May 06, 2007

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