Are you that stupid?

Last night Sean surprised me with a trip to the beach, something we haven’t done in a long time. Since the tourist season has officially started, there were a lot of cops and security guards floating along the boardwalk. Since school is out for many colleges, a lot of stupid college teens are floating around. They go from bar to bar, eatery to eatery so naturally when they wonder towards the boardwalk, cops take notice.

So we’re sitting on the bench talking and listening to the waves (helps inspire us) and noticed that a few rather stupid children were making their way towards the sand. With two cops standing there he leaped over the boundary and right onto the dune – it’s illegal to be on the dunes. It’s also illegal after 12am to even be on the beach. The cop looked at his partner and rather loudly said “is he that stupid?” me being nosy and well…from New York naturally I quickly responded with “He’s a teenager, would you expect any less?” He hopped on his bike and then repeated the “Are you that stupid?” statement to the child. The kid attempted to take off but speedy decided to run right over. He looked rather bulked up in his tight cop shorts, I seriously thought that was something you could only see on Reno 911.

So they give the kids a good talking to, make their way onto the beach to do some more clearing out and then come back up to see another set of stupid children running onto the beach and I kid you not he literally said “He’s taking a piss, ain’t he?” I guess his night-eyes adjusted and he saw both kids, dick out, taking a piss on the dunes. Oh so interesting. I pulled one lady aside and asked her if it was wrong that I wanted to film these guys running around. She said they actually just filmed a show called Beach Petrol so I can only imagine what this is going to look like. They haven’t filmed in Rehoboth but I’m sure there are other area’s that are just as amusing.