Mommy Makeovers

For many years now, the influence of the media has really bothered me. I know that I’m not the only one who’s had these issues as well. Young girls see scantly clad ‘role models’ partying, drinking, acting foolish and being plastered all over magazines as though they’re worthy of being some sort of royalty. They’re all ‘too pretty’ with gorgeous figures and this is exactly why every plastic surgeon from here to California can make a killing off someone’s insecurities.

I’ve met a few women who believe in nothing more than vanity sizes. They literally want to be skin and bone and consider wearing a double zero to be an important and ‘healthy’ goal to have in life. One found natural curves to be so disgusting that she dropped a few thousand on beverly hills liposculpture to fix her problem.. I didn’t quite understand what liposculpture was, I’ve only ever heard of liposuction. Apparently it’s some special technique that a surgeon will use so that activates the skin to help tighten the area after liposuction, this way you don’t have the excess skin where the fat used to be. What’s wrong with these people just doing some damn sit-ups and stopping themselves from spending an excessive amount of money just to get the body they feel they deserve. What’s wrong with people working towards their goals in the exercise sense? Now people are just working in the financial sense to fix what’s wrong with them.

One procedure that I can kind of understand, but am still a little iffy on is the mommy makeover. I understand that after child birth the boobs and the stomach just aren’t what they used to be. Getting your breast lifted back to where it was pre-pregnancy and the stomach closer to where it was previous as well is fine and dandy but while they’re spending the money anyway, these women are throwing in nose jobs and implants that make them about as large as they were when they were breast feeding. I can say that breast feeding is more than likely the cheapest way to find out if you can handle having your tits that big but when you’re lugging around a child for 9 months and then having them latched onto you for up to a year (maybe more depending on the parent) after that your back is more than likely going to be shot and you aren’t going to even want the boobs anymore.

I find boobs to be a nuisance, Sean would disagree but that’s because men know nothing about what women really go through. Having a larger chest (over weight or not) means nothing but back and posture issues. It’s also difficult to find the right bra because real boobs weigh a lot more than implants ant Victoria’s Secret can’t keep the puppies where they’re supposed to be. So the next time someone who’s an A-C cup are interested in those double d’s, remember that those with natural double-d’s and up may easily be able to influence their man to do something, but it doesn’t mean they’re physically comfortable while doing it.

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July 15, 2007

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