The girl behind the name...
I believe at this point, I’ve written and rewritten this biography about 200 times in the last 12 years of having a website. The facts are all the same, they’re just formatted differently each time.
You already know that my name is Krissy but what you don’t know is that my name is actually Kristen, I’ve just been called Kris or Krissy since I was a young child so naturally I go with what stuck. A doctor yanked me out and smacked my ass on October 22, 1984 which makes me a 26 year-old Libra. I was born and raised in New York and even though I spent some time in other states during 2006 and 2007 I’ve found myself back as solid New Yorker since June 2008. I don’t ever intend to leave again, no matter what the situation. No matter how expensive it is to live in NY, you couldn’t pry it from my hands no matter how hard anyone tried.
As far as pets go, I have Bella. She’s my 6 year old Lhasa Apso that’s also my absolute pride and joy. She’s feisty, cuddly and absolutely adorable whenever she’s having a good day. She was fixed before she turned 6 months old but this doesn’t stop her from grabbing onto someones arm and humping away. At first I wanted to call the vet and demand my money back but after some research on Google I found out that Lhasa’s naturally are very dominate dogs so in some way shape or form – it’s perfectly natural for a female dog to hump in excess. I will admit it makes it hard to sleep when she’s scratching at your arm just so she can do the deed and then run away as though you’re nothing more than a prostitute that she’s not going to fork any money over to.
As far as ear-sex is concerned, I’ve found myself listening to a little bit of everything. Typically I lean towards the Rock genre, first and foremost. The occasional pop or R&B song on the radio while driving to work can get me singing along, but I don’t go looking for it.
I have an undocumented case of O.C.D., I wash my hands multiple times, I clean the same spot multiple times, I lock doors twice before I walk away from them. I hate clutter, I have trouble concentrating on something for long because of a possibility of A.D.D. While I’m not one of those “ooh, me too!” kind of people when it comes to medical symptoms, after doing some more research into it and tracking my steps over the last few months I feel as though I may also have PMDD, which is basically a stronger version of PMS that’s crippling, for me at least. I don’t take medications or supplements for anything I have, or think I have. I figure if I was meant to be on medication than I’d have health insurance. I’m also a firm believer of the fact that men invented medication to shut women up, especially in regards to products like YAZ that treats PMDD. So in order to piss them off while I’m going through one of my own mood swings – I just refuse to take anything and deal with it the natural way.
So this is me in a nutshell, I’m crazy, obsessive compulsive, sometimes violent, loving, easily bored, and I lack creativity unless I can get down to the beach and relax by the sounds of the waves once in a while. If you like what I have to say, then stick around and read the blog some more. If you downright loathe me at this point, I’m sure with the 73+ million blogs on the internet, you’ll come across one of interest to you.
