And now for my favorite…Monday’s a Bitch!
This week’s color: Purple
1. What did you think of the Tinky Winky controversy? Leave the fags alone!
2. What was the last thing you heard through the grape vine? Micheal’s going bankrupt!
3. Who do you want to see laughing in the purple rain? Isn’t Tinky Winky already splashing through the puddles?
4. What is Grimace? Up until I was 10, I assumed he was a chicken nugget that fell into a few thousand purple pens that had exploaded. Now I just consider him that dude who does the commercial with the other dude.
5. If you had a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater,who would you feed to it? Well…if Grimace IS actually a chicken nugget….