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In Honor of HUMP day

Wednesday, June 13th, 2012

So here’s the thing, I dont like to complain and I don’t think I ask too much……I just want five freakin minutes of peace!!

I have been battling this new crazy schedule of cranky baby in the day, getting absolutely nothing accomplished except making baba and finding the binkie (pacafier) my son loves to throw under the couch all day. Once my husband gets home from work all I can think is WHERE DO I START! Not only do I have my work that I get paid for to catch up on, before anyone figures out I haven’t completed it all day…..but my house is a freakin disaster. I finally got to the dishes and laundry yesterday. The livingroom and bedroom were glowing on Monday. What goes on in this house that I can not keep it clean for one freakin full day?

So today, my husband was kind enough to remind me that he couldn’t remember the last time I took a shower. I of course thanked him, cause REALLY, I can’t figure out that I stink, duh!! Anywho, I decide I am going to clean tub and take a bubble bath and read my book (maybe even finish it)……Lets see how this went down.

Wash the tub – check

Sweep the floor so its nice when I step out – check

Run HOT water – check

Find stopper – check

Find a old favorite bath salt – check

Hot water is nice and hot, bath salts have been poured in, book ready to be read. I undress, take first step into bath and wonder why there is a weird smell….combination of moth balls and amonia.  Whatever, it will go away, I just need to relax. I get all comfy in the water, reading my book by page two the tub is half empty…..seriously! No worries, I can work with it….I notice the door start to open, here comes the eefing cat. She needs to see what I am doing and use her litter box. Now, I don’t know if anyone elses cat does this, but she goes in there and scratches at all the walls, wtf. So I yell at her to get out…..and in comes the weird smell again, so the combination was that freakin cats toilet and my bath salts that were way too old to enjoy ever again. But the bottle is pretty so I might keep for bathroom prop.

Then my water gets even lower, the cat left door open so draft is making room perfectly chilly. The cat is now in the bedroom, scratching on everything, and knocking stuff over. All I here is “scratch, scratch, crash” I yell at her to get out, and she defiantly meow’s back at me! It just keeps going, finally four pages into my book, a qaurter filled cold bubble bath and amonia/moth ball filled room later, I get out of tub, kick cat out of room. Put on same old house pants I started with, and will go make dinner.

I just want five freakin minutes! I guess when I take my SHOWER, after dinner I can count it as a rest from my house.

To be or Not to be….Offended?

Monday, June 4th, 2012

So as a new mommy, I admit that I do not have many other mommy friends with children the same age. Most have children 3yrs and up or no children at all. I know that this will all change once my son starts going to some sort of school, but in the meantime, we take what we can get. When my son was first born, I was happy to re-kindle a friendship from past with a new mommy to a little boy only 2 months older than mine. Niether of us were working so we would have playdates almost every day. Once my friend got a job, we really didn’t get to see each other. The phone calls and texts became fewer and longer inbetween, then stopped all together. Not in a bad way, just in a I’m busy kinda way. I never thought that we had become non-friends. So when it was approaching her sons first birthday, I received a random group text about the hosting a party (a tupperware type thing) to help raise funds to throw the party about a month before. Then as usual, I never heard anything else.

Last week it dawned on me that I had not heard anything else, and decided to check her facebook….I was shocked to see that she was posting about getting ready for the partty, and that the invites had gone out, yada yada yada. I simply could not resist, I texted her in a fashion that seemed as if I didn’t see this information: “Someone’s big 1st birthday is coming up! It went so fast, can’t believe we haven’t seen each other, we must have a playdate soon!” her reply: “I thought you hated me or something! Im having a bday bbq on sat u should come! Im so glad 2 hear from u!!!” It seemed she had this feeling, but I did, and don’t, know why? At the same time I was completely offended that she hadn’t picked up a phone, or sent my son an invite. I happen to be one of those people that over analysis a situation, for two reasons. One is that I really do want to be a kind person and see the best in all, and second I want to make sure that I was not going crazy and really did not do something wrong to cause this situation.

Fast forward to the morning of the party. I start my over analysis, and question if I should really go to the party. If I don’t go, I would simply text her on Monday to explain that I was offended, and didn’t really feel comfortable attending since we didn’t receive a real invite. Then I cross examined myself and thought, since she extended the invite, even if it was by text, that it would be rude not to make an appearance.  I went back and forth with myself for about an hour n half  before finally deciding I was being silly and to just go. Offended or not, it was proper etiquette  to attend. And figured if it was wierd; we had made our appereance and we could just leave.

When we turned onto her block it was chuck full of cars, I found a spot a block away and headed towards the house. The front yard was covered in a bouncy house, thru to the backyard covered in a huge tent with a dozen tables and chairs, a professional sized grill, five large coolers filled with beer, wine, water, juice boxes, and other adult cocktail mixes. On another table, they served penne al a vodka, sausage n peppers, pulled pork, potato salad, cole slaw, pasta salad, corn on the cobb, hambergers and hot dogs. The tent was decorated with tons of balloons, and there were people EVERYWHERE! This was no ordinary 1st bday, this was for the adults….(in kicked my reasoning for being offended! This was a big affair, and obviously invites had to have been sent, I was offended again!) I immediately called my husband and told him, “get in the shower, you are coming to this party! Im the only one by myself with a baby” I usually don’t make my husband attend such events cause he gets board and annoyed. I wound up having the best time, enjoyed the food, music, and other guests. I didn’t feel wierd at all, and it turned out to be such a fun day for my whole family. So offended or not, I chalk it up to a good time that would never had been if I had kept that negativity of being offended run thru my viens.

Curious though, would you have been offended?

RECLAIM YOUR SUMMER KIT

Friday, June 1st, 2012

Embrace all the fun that summer has to offer while keeping your skin looking its youthful best with our exclusive Reclaim Your Summer Kit. This collection includes everything you and your Customers need to achieve a “sun-kissed” glow while protecting your body from head to toe.  

Value: $227
Retail Price: $202
Preferred Customer Price: $178

 

 

 

Act now. This collection is available until July 31, 2012, at 11:59 p.m. PDT, or while supplies last.

The first three people to place this order will also receive a R+F Beach Towel, as a gift from ME!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Roll away the signs of SUMMER!

Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

Roll away the signs of summer!

Step 1 exfoliates the dead skin from the sun.

Step 2 refines the pores and,

Step 3 gives you the perfect sunscreen protection while keeping your skin soft.

Then at night after a long day outdoors, you ROLL!

Message me on how to get started! Give up the caramel look to your summer skin! Be SURE to wear a hat!

Plus for the month of June, anyone who places an order will receive ESSENTIALS SPF 30 Body Sunscreen, a lightweight, non-sticky and non-greasy broad spectrum sunscreen. It contains dimethicone to protect skin’s moisture barrier, antioxidant vitamins C and E to absorb damaging free radicals and anti-inflammatory ingredients to protect skin from environmental stress. I am adding this gift to anyone who places an order starting today 05/29 adding 3 extra days 🙂

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Father’s Day Special

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

 

This Father’s Day, show dad that he’s the greatest by giving him a gift  that’s just for him with the Rodan + Fields® Just fore DAD Flash Deal.

 

Featuring everything dad needs to protect his skin from the sun’s damaging

rays, on and off the golf course: ANTI-AGE Age Shield Hand Balm SPF 30,

REVERSE Broad Spectrum SPF 50+ Sunscreen and ESSENTIALS Lip Shield

SPF 25. Best of all—he never has to know you saved over 25%.

Now this SOLD OUT in under 24hours….I will make my own gift of the same products, but different packaging. I promise it will be just as nice if not better!

Valued at $105. Special Includes

ANTI-AGE Age Shield Hand Balm SPF 30,

REVERSE Broad Spectrum SPF 50+ Sunscreen

and ESSENTIALS Lip Shield SPF 25

Contact me today for pricing and order/ship dates. I will also be providing further specials, such as free shipping and an additional 10% off.

muir@agndesigns.net

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Rodan + Fields – Mother’s Day Deals!

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Rodan & Fields - Mother's Day   So this Mother’s Day, give the gift of beautiful skin! Plus not only am I promoting this limited time offer, I will also pay the one time preferred customer fee for anyone that wants to sign up with there order…..so here is what you get:

ANTI-AGE Multi-Function Eye Cream, Eye Cloths

and complimentary Rodan + Fields Eye Mask

As a preferred customer you also get FREE SHIPPING + 10% OFF for the life of your orders. And as a special bonus, I personally will pay the one time preferred customer registration fee! So what are you waiting for contact me to place your orders TODAY!!

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Rodan + Fields

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

So I thought that I would introduce the company that I recently partnered with; Rodan + Fields Dermatologists (yes, the creator’s of Pro-active). I recently had a bouncing baby boy, and like many others in these economic times found that it was actually more finacially straining for me to go back to work. So my husband and I went from a two person, two income household to a three person, one income household. I just had to find something I could do to generate any additional income possible, while taking care of my baby full time. But what the heck could I possibly do that wouldn’t be a scam and cause us to lose even more money.

Well, I had a dear friend from high school that I had lost touch with, but with the power of facebook and twitter we were once again good friends. She kept inviting me to these girl nights out, and of course there was a catch. The catch was this, enjoy some nice wine, good finger food, and lovely women…..and listen to a business presentation. Really! I just want the first three…..NO PRESENTATIONS, PLEASE! Every time she asked I declined, mostly because I was pregnant and didn’t feel like it, but I also didnt want anything to do with her business. I had previously put my eggs into another direct marketing business and did nothing but spend money and never received a single commission check in a little over two years.  I was NOT going to get involved. I did, however, want the product and was willing to buy retail.

Needless to say, by the time my son was three months old, I could no longer decline. Mostly because it was just plan rude at this point. I had come up with every excuse in the world….”Im pregnant and my skin will change, I don’t want to purchase now and then have to purchase more”…..”My husband is working, and I don’t have a car”…..and so on. This dragged on for a little over a year. So I finally went to a girls night out, and this is what I found out.

Dr. Katie Rodan and Dr. Kathy Fields founded Rodan + Fields® Dermatologists in 2002 to extend their vision of bringing dermatology-based skin treatment to everyone. Originally available as a top-selling clinical skincare brand in high-end department stores, the company realized the Doctors’ vision could never be fully realized when confined to the department store counter.

In an unprecedented move, Rodan + Fields became the first prestige skincare line to exit the department store for the world of direct selling. And today, there are numerous Rodan + Fields independent business owners experiencing the income associated with sales volume that far exceeds what leading department store chains were able to achieve.

The power of the individual, combined with Rodan + Fields’ brand legacy, clinically proven products and a proprietary systematic approach to independent business management, makes Rodan + Fields an opportunity like no other.

An Underground Movement Becomes a Reality

The immediate word-of-mouth buzz (more than 1,000 Consultants signed on before the official launch) was phenomenal and Dr. Rodan and Dr. Fields decided that direct sales is in fact the ideal avenue of distribution for the brand. What makes it the perfect fit? The Rodan + Fields customers have always been at the heart of the business. In fact, bringing the dermatologist office to the home has been one of Dr. Rodan’s and Dr. Fields’ passions. The direct selling arena is the perfect avenue to help make this a reality.

OK, I said to myself….what’s the catch, the gimmick, the money I would have to shell out? Well, as I stated before, I just wanted product. Nothing more, nothing less. I had a skin consultation, was provided with the products that I would need to get me back on track to the beautiful skin I always loved. Sure there were additional products that I would love to have, but I just needed the bare minimal and least expense. The cost was not unusual for a high end product, but it was pricy for me due to our new income situation. Then I decided to take a look at the cost of becoming a consultant. After all I was already there and sat through the presentation that I so didn’t want anything to do with. I discovered that the products I needed and the products I wanted, but couldn’t add to my basket just yet, were in the package (and so much more) that arrives to you once a consultant, and it was only $50 more than I was spending.

So I am one of those “I want instant gratification” kinda girls, and I wanted my new face wash sooo bad. But I decided that I wanted it all for the extra $50 bucks. I wrote up my order, handed my friend my credit card and made a deal. Give me another month to come up with some extra money and sign me up as a consultant. If I can not commit at the same time next month as a consultant, then bill me for only the product at retail. Well, I wanted that package so bad, and was hanging onto the hope that I could generate an income from home with my baby, that I sold pies. Yes, I said it…PIES! It just so happened that it was right around Thanksgiving, so I posted on my facebook that I was making and selling pies. I had only a handfull of orders, which was not going to make me what I wanted, but it was a good start. One thing led to another, and I wound up with a pie order for a local restaurant that had me seeing $$. I was so excited! I could become a consultant and get all the fun stuff along side my original products. Yippie! Yippie!

Now, I know you are wondering….why not just keep up the pie business. Well, honestly, I will always have passion for baking and will always accept an order.(if you ever need any baked goods, you know to contact…wink, wink) However, pies are not in demand year round and there is no guarantee someone will need cupcakes everyday of the week. Although, in my next life I am going to open a pie shop!

Back to my story….

I am now a consultant! Because it was the holidays and I was traveling for the first time with a baby, I didn’t have time to work on my new business. I literally spoke to three people. Those three people wanted the product as bad as me, and the very next month my first commission check arrived. I was not expecting much since I didn’t do any real work. To my surprise it was enough to replace 80% of what I spent to get my package! I could not believe it, and even more, I could not wait to show it to my husband! I told him “see what good things come to those that support their wives ideas” then I of course stuck my tongue out at him.

Since then, I just keep getting a commission check every month. No matter what! Even if I didn’t make a single sale the month before. And, now if you have read this entire post then go for it and check out the products and business for yourself. Can’t hurt to look, and who doesn’t want beautiful skin 😉

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