My stomach is bothering the hell out of me for some reason. I’m not sure if it’s something I ate or if it’s the fact that my schedule changed a bit after I’d been doing so well for the last week. I started about two hours later than normal. Typically I wake up and have some tea just to jump start my day, I didn’t do that until about two hours after I woke up so I have no idea if that’s the case or not. Either way I’m sure laying down and relaxing for a bit would probably be the best thing for me. Too bad I have too much work to get done first. I’m watching Afternoon Tea on MPT, something about these old shows always seem to tickle me. Then again, I’ve always had a thing for British Comedy. I think I may wind up making myself some tea after all. I’ve only been drinking water today, may as well flavor it a little, right?

I went on a killing spree last night, I know that sounds odd to hear but it’s true. I don’t know if a screen is broken somewhere or what but there were six mosquitoes just hanging out on the walls in the living room last night, I wound up beating them senseless with a fly swatter. This is why I like having a screen door. The door here requires you to get in the house completely before you can close it because there’s a half-wall right next to the door that for the most part is completely useless but I guess it looks nice or something – I don’t know. Either way it’s muggy down here at night and mosquitoes are starting to come out in full force. I should probably invest in a few praying mantis to keep around the house. I also would consider setting up bug lamps because those things seem to really attract them in – scary – ways. It’s cool to watch it happen though, that’s the morbid side of me of course.

June is fast approaching and the reason this seems so important to me is mainly because it’s when Paris starts her 45 days in jail. Now, I typically don’t care too much about celebrity gossip but there’s only so much bull shit I can hear about before I pop, this is typically why I don’t watch television very often.

She violated probation, was sentences and then tried to appeal with some “I never read the documents” line. :: blinks ::

Now there are people all over the US (and probably the world) supporting this BS Free Paris campaign. I logged into PPP today and found an opportunity offering like $9 for you to push some “Free Paris” bracelet. I quickly laughed and it only added to the continuing spectacle that is this Hilton nitwit.

Here’s the deal – if you wish to hear one of course.

She’s a ‘celebrity’ for no real reason other than her parents being rich and she’s proven herself to be a whore on numerous occasions. Some sites consider her an Actress but she’s been in maybe 2 movies and she sucked in both of them. She claimed to have some kind of a music career but at least she’s consistently annoying us with new and interesting things. I feel no sympathy whenever something goes ‘wrong’ for her because she typically brings it on herself.

With her ‘status’ she likes to consider herself a role model for young girls. Yes, a role model is supposed to walk around half naked and use their license for drunk reckless driving :hrmmm:

It’s quite simple, really. She broke the law and like any regular person would know – you do the crime, deal with the time. Martha Stewart sat pretty in jail, Paris Hilton can too.

Fuck the “Free Paris” Movement. Let the bitch rot in jail, maybe someone will be smart enough to give her the senseless beating she so rightfully deserves.

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